You know you're pregnant when...

• It takes you more than 5 tries to get out of a chair.
• You go to roll out of bed and need a shove from your husband to make it.
• You drop something and the thought of bending over to pick it up is too much work.
• 2nd breakfast, 2nd lunch and 2nd supper are considered normal.
• You know where the bathrooms are in every store you visit.
• You can't sleep unless there are at least 3 pillows surrounding your body.
• You can smell that your husband snuck some chocolate in the kitchen, when you're two rooms away.
• It's common to turn around and have your belly knock into things.
• Shaving is an adventure.
• Target's baby section and Babies R Us are considered part of date night.
• You write lists for everything, since your prego-brain can't remember 30-seconds ago.
• You cry at every TV show you watch - including the funny ones.

Week 38

And finally... you know your pregnant when you eat a Pop Tart at 11:30 at night (in bed) and chase it with some Cheerios. True story.